La Duchess Anne

The war broke out, and I dropped my camera

Causing the flash to jam

The leopard print, at La Duchess Anne

The fat ten-year old, we had

Serve us dinner, at the café downstairs

The TV was on, we got lots of cold glares

Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo

Even the sex couldn't make up for all the rest

And when we opted to fuck, over watching

Filtered smut on the TV set

I realized I've had it so good

Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo

And after all the mess I've made this far

I broke the latch inside your favorite, favorite car

And now you have to crawl across the passenger's seat

(just to get out)

Don't you realize, how good you've had it?

How good I've had it?

How good you've had it?