Let The Big Wheel Roll

Five o'clock shadow seven days a week

I wear my hat to breakfast, and breakdance in my sleep

Grab my keys, spin that wheel

People everywhere going crazy

I'll have to stand in line

Money burning holes in my shrink-fit 501 Levi's

Let the big wheel roll

Let the damn big wheel roll

The Maidenform Woman cooks my dinner right

Spilled wine cooler on the bar, Rosie got uptight

Set me free, spin that wheel

People everywhere getting lucky

Making with that Big League Chew

Guess I'll just trade for what's behind door number two

Let the big wheel roll

Let the damn big wheel roll

I drive a jacked up four wheel drive

Feel big like Mr T

The babe that's riding shotgun

She's a teenage sex machine

People everywhere getting happy

No need to break in line

Just jump in on the chorus

And don't get out of time

And let the big wheel roll