Trendspotter Acrobat

Trendspotter acrobat got no falling room

Choking on an ego the size of one of Jupiter's moons

Slowly shrugs on his coat

Walks out in the rain

Dismayed to see it hasn't rained in days

I will buy the drinks if you promise not to ask me what I think

Pop culture diplomat throws up on his shoes

Burping up an epigram while blood flows from his wounds

Slowly shrugs on his coat

Staggers through the shine

A million bedtime stories on his mind

I will buy the drinks if you promise not to ask me what I think

Trendspotter acrobat,broken-earted clown

Falling apart is as easy as sitting down

Slowly peels off his coat

Throws it on the floor

Nothing really matters anymore

I will buy the drinks if you promise not to tell me what you think