A Day At The Office

Out in the backyard yesterday

Trimming the hedge while the neighbors kids wer in the pool

The power cord got a little close to the waters edge

And sent 10.000 volts down little Billy's spine

He was only nine better luck next time

Woke up one Sunday afternoon

The families' gone on a hunting trip for caribou

Broke out the ladder gonna patch some holes up on the roof

I slipped and fell and landed on the ground

No one was around when will I be found

I'm sure not glad it happened

But I'm happy as can be

That it took the life from someone else

Better them than me

Bought a home right by the plant

They said she'd never blow again like she did before

Perhaps they spoke a bit too soon cause a half passed noon

She blew like hell and then the sky turned red

Toxins overhead everybody's dead

Pleasant dreams and thanks for listening