Lyrics Guttermouth

Guttermouth

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Its Friday night

I've got a date

With this vegan

Girl Kate

You know I really

Like her style

Smile

Style

Whoa! I love you Kate

But you've gone to far

You won't even sit in my brand new car

It's got reclining bucket seats

And a CD player

So what's your fucking beef

Is it my cozy leather seats

Is it the covers made from sheep

Then I guess that we can walk

And walk

And walk

What kind of guy

Do you think I am

You only take off your shoes when you're in japan

I bought this outfit just for you

So what if their suede

And now my jacket too

So what am I supposed to do

I'll freeze to death and get the flu

Okay I'll do it just for you

And you

You

You

We made it out and we had an okay time

I caught pneumonia and a mild case of frostbite

She said I'm sorry mark

I hope that you pull through

Next time we go out

Please just wear some different shoes

I tried to fuck her and you know what happened then

She said that condom you've got is made from a lambs skin

Hey what's your problem

Last Friday night you know I had this date

It was with this vegan girl

I think her name was Kate

If you're lookin' for some action

Or if you want to score

Just eat some bark or acorns

And she will like you more than me