Flacidism

Got no life, got no ambition

I've got autism

Where I'll be in ten years

Nobody knows and nobody cares

I've seen the sign "Don't feed the bears"

I'm waging war from an easy chair

Got no life, got no ambition

Out of pills, flacid condition

Oh, my boner's vanished

Please, return to me, boner

Fifteen years have come and gone

Vacation at the Reeperbahn

Prostitutes and drugs I'm on

Out of dope, my boner's gone

Got no life, got no ambition

Out of pills, flacid condition

Oh, my condition is flacid as can be

What does flacid mean?

Look it up in the dictionary

In the dictionary

I bet the dictionary never has to take pills to get a boner

'Cause his first name is Dick

If you think about it

His first name is Dick, dictionary

There's no way that he will ever have to--

Yeah, blackism, dictionaryism, flacidism

Oh, oh, blackism, flacidism, dictionaryism

Dictionaryism, dictionaryism

Read me, you can read me like a book