Foot-Long

I want to give you all of my foot long

Unwrap my hot dog and place it in your bun

Vacation without sun

Cop without a gun

That's what she told me

So I guess there'll be no you

She sees right through me

I'm told my shallowness runs deep

You work the drive thru

Don't need a guy like you

Cuz not just anyone will do

You ain't no heartthrob

You'd better hold on to your job

She said I've seen your band

You guys ain't got a chance

But now I'm begging you to sing

That's what she told me so I guess there'll be no you