Good Friday

Thank you for the Easter Bunny

Sitting at my door!

It wasn't made of chocolate

But it shit right on my floor!

Thank you God for X-Mas trees

Return the gifts for money!

Thank you for my paycheck

Now here's your ten percent

I'd love to give you more

But I barely make my rent!

Thank you Lord for turning

Fruity grapes right into wine!

It sure does make it easy

To try out my pick up line!

Once there was no t.p.

Inside my hotel room!

The Bible had ten thosuand pages

I only used a few!

Sunday school such a joy

Forced to fondle Reverend Roy!

Good Friday! [Repeat x8]