Lucky The Donkey

My mother fucked a donkey

down in Mexico

she had treinta margaritas

treinta years ago

her purse had just been stolen

she rad to make some cash

for fifty thousand pesos

the donkey fucked her ass

I'm so ashamed it makes me sick

my mothers box was his salt lick

human-donkey fornication

her taco is the destination

It soon became apparent

it wasn't for the dough

a genuine fiesta -

at the donkey show

the crowd would shout "ole!"

as she nibbled on his sack

they never had a patron

demand their money back

A real freak show in the pit

the donkey's fucking my moms tits

acting like a true ranchero

dancing around a big sombrero

The donkey's name was Lucky

oh, boy, he loved to fuck

he'd get so damn excited

he'd kick and make you duck

if you want to be star

it's easy to be famous

just pull down your pants

let lucky fuck your anus

I'm so ashamed it makes me sick

my mothers box was his salt lick

acting like a true ranchero

dancing around a big sombrero

Lucky, the luckiest donkey

Lucky, the luckiest donkey

Lucky, the luckiest donkey

Lucky, the luckiest donkey