Mail Order Bride

Girls in California complain they got it rough

They'll check up on your bank accounts if you don't drive a truck

If your pockets are not deep enough a tantrum will ensue

Did you rifle through my wallet? now I know what I must do

This, that, this, that, the evidence is clear

This, that, this, that why don't you disappear

This, that, this, that under boulders I will hide

It's time for a mail order bride

It would be ideal to lease the perfect tart

It's cheap to ship her cargo but I don't have the heart

If I save my invoice she can be returned

No formal education so I know I won't get burned

This, that, this, that, the evidence is clear

This, that, this, that why don't you disappear

This, that, this, that under boulders I will hide

It's time for a mail order bride

The skies begin to clear

Best be pouring me a beer

No longer I will hide

I got's me a mail order bride

This, that, this, that, the evidence is clear

This, that, this, that why don't you disappear

This, that, this, that under boulders I will hide

It's time for a mail order bride

Apprehended at the border

Yeah, she couldn't get across

I'm marooned on my own island

No more mail order bride