Mr. Barbeque

Hey now, Welcome to my house!

Gonna have a barbeque and maybe i'll invite ya

Gotta side of pork!

Gotta side of creamy salad!

Got a jar of cole slaw!

and a case of lighter fluid!

Oh My God! My arm's on fire!

Somebody pass the dressing!

Everybody remain calm, I'm a professional

Quickly submerge the arm in mayonnaise.

Says Mr. Barbeque!

Mr. Barbeque!

Mr. Barbeque!

Mr. Barbeque!

Hey, Thanks a lot Doc my arm's feeling great

Oh, by the way, Could you pass the mouth watering pork rinds?

Ok, I think it's about time for everybody's favorite pigs feet eating contest!

Ready? GO!!!

Well, it looks like it's last year's champion Mrs. Brown

She's in the lead...

No, wait! It's Mr. Brown

Mrs. Brown, She's choking!!!

AHHHHHH!

Mr. Barbeque!

Mr. Barbeque!

Mr. Barbeque!

Mr. Barbeque!

Weenies Man!

chicken fried pork steaks!

skinless boneless chicken breasts!

Says Mr. Barbeque!

Mrs. Brown is fine and now it's time to dine!

Grab yourself a plate, the pork is really great!

You know, you never can be too careful with those under cooked pork chops.

You could get some disease, or worse yet

You could get struck by lightning

or drown in a kiddie pool

So don't be a fool

Be sure to take all the necessary precautions

when having a barbeque!

Says Mr. Barbeque!

Mr. Barbeque!

Mr. Barbeque!

Mr. Barbeque!

Weenies Man!

Chicken fried pork steaks!

Skinless, boneless chicken breasts!

Says Mr. Barbeque!