Saturday Truck Fever

I got's me a truck

It's a big ol' fucking truck

With some big ol' fucking wheels

And a big ol' fucking muffler

Got a wench on my truck

Just in case if you get stuck

I'll be pulling out your ego

And taking home that 8 point buck you schmuck

You suck, that heap of shit that you claim as a truck

Good luck, if y'all ain't pumping diesel then you're fucked

So fucked, in record time I'll skin that fucking buck

What luck, and then I'll mount the antlers on my truck

I love my truck

There's many like it

Buts it's my truck

Hot damn I love my truck

It's the baddest fucking truck

Not a chance I will get stuck

It's a mother fucking kick ass truck

Be a shinning up my truck

After trucking through the muck

With triple foam carnuba

I'll polish all the dear guts off my truck

You suck, that heap of shit that you claim as a truck

Good luck, if y'all ain't pumping diesel then you're fucked

So fucked, in record time I'll skin that fucking buck

What luck, and then I'll mount the antlers on my truck

I love my truck

There's many like it

But it's my truck

But it's my truck

Oh, what a truck

A BFT an XLT you call it what you like but it's my truck

This is my truck

I love my truck

There's many like it

But it's my truck

But it's my truck

Oh, what a truck

An 80,000 dollars mother fucking grocery hauler it's my truck

I love my truck

There's many like it

But it's my truck

But it's my truck

Oh, what a truck

So much fucking power I'll be filling up each hour in my truck