Scholarship In Punk

You know I never liked high school

Though it was my intent

To land a scholarship in punk

And avoid imprisonment

Yeah my rules

That's the way it had to be

Not scholastically involved

Fill the girls with alcohol

Be more like me and you'll run the company

To get a job was your intent

But it seems irreverent

When you're fifteen years

Who the hell really cares

All that counts is getting laid

Hate her braces love the braids

The one thing I liked about going to school

Was falling in love with a beautiful girl like you

You know I never liked high school

My destiny was not

To be literate in math

I would rather take a bath

In my own crap

So don't ask me to a dance

I would rather sit in class

Than be with you and make an ass

Out of myself or to learn the saxophone

Least important were the A's

Stealing Mr. Sims toupee

When you're fifteen years

Who the hell really cares

All that counts is getting laid

Hate her braces love the braids

Some say I'm not too bright

Sometimes I think that they are right

Sometimes I think I should be president

But I'm remembering your words

But I'm remembering you're words

The one thing I liked about going to school

Was falling in love with a beautiful girl like you

Like you

Like you

Like you

Girl like you