She's Got The Look

She likes to read, I like T.V.

She's checking out my good friend Steve

She likes a beer, I like a shot

Her parents think I'm selling pot

She likes the boys in the band

She rollerblades down the strand

When I pinch her butt in public she complains

The best years of my life washed down the...

I like to drive, she likes to walk

She caught me jacking in my sock

I like to drink, she likes to dance

I'm drunk again, off come my pants

She likes the boys in the band

I dig the surf, she likes the sand

When I come home late she's got that look

I'm not talkin' 'bout that Jordache look

For you I'd do it

Just for you I'd do it

I would wash my car, get a job

Odor eaters for my shoes

For you I'd do it

For you, for you

For you, for you

I guess our eyes will never meet

Mark, please put down the toilet seat

She likes to kiss, I'd rather fuck

And all her friends think I'm a schmuck

A schmuck, a schmuck

She did the boys in the band

I guess I'll be a single man

I used to want to sleep in, she'd complain

The best years of my life washed down the drain

I'll wash my car, get a job

Odor eaters for my shoes

I'll recycle all my beer cans

Like I promised I would do

I will cancel my subscription

To 'Juggs & Beaver Hunt'

Just for you I'll do it

I'll wash my car, get a job

Odor eaters for my shoes

I'll recycle all my beer cans

Like I promised I would do

I will cancel my subscription

To 'Juggs & Beaver Hunt'

Just for you I'll do it

For you, for you

For you, for you

For you, for you

For you, for you