Surf's Up Asshole

Surf's up asshole

I don't give a shit where you are from

The valley, some desert or kingdom come

You read it in some surf magazine

So you all wind up in HB

First things first where do I start

A sweet v-dub bus might be smart

You read it in some surf magazine

So you all wind up in HB

Surf's up asshole, surf's up asshole, surf's up asshole

Men in tight suits

Surf's up asshole, surf's up asshole, surf's up asshole

Sure look cute

The wax, the chicks, I've seen blue crush

Gonna fuck that little bitch in the back of my bus

It's nice to have someone think for me

That's why I now live in HB

A tattoo, a goatee, a wallet chain

Every single asshole looks the same

A robot producing factory

And it all points down to HB

Surf's up asshole, surf's up asshole, surf's up asshole

Every single bitch

Surf's up asshole, surf's up asshole, surf's up asshole

Big big tits

What a drag there in the break

It smells familiar and it's smeared on my face

What do I do, I had to think

Is that the fucking shit that I took last week

I swam ashore, I could not breathe

Fuck I stepped on a needle and got HIV

While the lifeguard tanned and shaved his legs

The brown breaks of Huntington Beach

Surf's up asshole, surf's up asshole, surf's up asshole

Hey what's up bro

Surf's up asshole, surf's up asshole, surf's up asshole

The seas are polluted with medical waste

And on the fourth of July I got sprayed with mace

But I got a bro deal on a stick you see

That's the way it goes in HB

That's the way it goes in HB

That's the way it goes asshole