The 23 Things That Rhyme With Darby Crash

Went to a movie called The Decline

There were more pigs then people in line

We sold some lodes to get up the cash

Who was the star Darby Crash

His style was brash

When hooked on smack you'll sing like trash

Record labels steal all the cash

Just sign here your owned by Slash

Don ran the board at the Cathey De Grande

Tuesday nights we're sorta outta hand

10 black beauty's not much to ask

He preferred to be referred as Mr. Crash

His style was brash

When hooked on smack you'll sing like trash

Record labels steal all the cash

Just sign here your owned by Slash

Not many things rhyme with Crash

Let's burn a flag and clean up the ash

Your new hero Johnny Cash

That good old boy hes been outclassed

His style was brash

When hooked on smack you'll sing like trash

Record labels steal all the cash

Just sign here your owned by Slash

Australian they take out the garky

That's something that rhymes with Darby

Lets beg for change and eat at Arby's

Two beef and cheddar for my friend Darby Crash