The Next Faux Mohican

now that alterna-rocks officially dead

and all the white kids dress just like emenem

i member michael on his victory tour

back then he was black but now im not... sure

punk rock was cool

yea i remember it then

but it could never ever happen again (the real stuff)

that bizcuit band man they sure went limp

just like the wrist of my cousin skip

(chorus)

some people come here to take a crap

but i come here to leave one

if the sky turns blue

ill paint it black

'cause i 'cause i 'cause i

i don't need...

its ironic haven't heard from the spoon man

alices chain she was squashed by a pumpkin

making room for the next faux mohican

that topics hot im looking great for the weekend

(repeat chorus)

i remember it then (3x)

like back in nineteen seven two

all the hippies sniffin glue

now their back

its a fact

british invasion from the beatles

and their corny mop top hairdos

are back

emos back

that guys jeans are low and tight

and his face is pasty white

dressed in black

nice butt crack

see that trendy hipster dude

with his trucker hat askew hes so wack (whatever that means)

(repeat chorus)

guitar...

(guitar)