Ticket To Quebec

I'm proud to be American

The ones who dropped the bomb

If we invade your country

It won't take us too long

The liberals think I'm crazy

Because I feel this way

But I'm terrified of what they're thinking

Not the things they say

I am American

You are American't

If you don't like it here

Take this ticket to Quebec

It's simple human nature

The strongest will survive

If the enemy shows up here

We will be forced to vaporize

A whole new generation

Pathetic education

Casting sympathetic views

For this I need an explanation

Now brace yourself for war

Or face deportation

Tis time to change your attitude

Or prepare for lubrication