What If?

Dateline the early 1970's

Now world famous rock quartet

The Doors, lead singer James Morrison

Has recently died

While down but certainly not out

The surviving members desperately

Tried to piece together their broken lives

Every option was considered, a new name

The windows, the walls, even the door knobs

Ultimately, the band opted to carry on

Under the original doors name

Auditioning new singers.

One young hopeful, a struggling art

Student from Athens Georgia,

Fred Schneider, who went on to front

The hugely successful B-52's tried

Out for this position

The lyrical style of the young Schneider

More known for his quick wit and

Impromptu jams was hard fought

To match the well structured

Melodies of the classic doors numbers.

Let's listen in

Love me two times

Love me three times

I've got me a car

It seats about twenty

So hurry up and bring

Your juke box money

Gloria

Gloria

You're livin' in your own private Idaho

Livin in your own private Idaho

This is the end

This is the end

Wammy kiss me wammy hug

Revitalize me give me wammy love yea!

Light my fire

We couldn't get much hire

He was in a jam

He's in a giant clam