Fuckin' An Animal

Oh I am Fuckin' an animal

I'm fuckin' an animal

I'm holding on the horns

I'm fuckin' an animal

I'm involved with porn

I'm fuckin' an animal

Sure is nice and warm in here

I'm fuckin' an animal drinking fifty beers

I'm fuckin' an animal blowing fifty steers

I'm fuckin' an animal

Oh, I'm a fucking queer

I'm fuckin' an animal

Didn't have to take her on a date

Just had to stand here on a crate

No talking, no torment, no long-term commitment

Just me and animal,

Getting my dick bent I'm fuckin' an animal

Didn't have to say please I'm fuckin' an animal

With Legionnaires disease I'm fuckin' an animal

Damn hard on the knees... I'm fuckin' an animal

Animal fucker, on the loose I'm fuckin' an animal

I'll go from dog to goose I'm fuckin' an animal

Once I fucked a moose I'm fuckin' an animal

But now the animal is in pain!

It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain (terrible pain).

And now it's starting to rain....

But I'm still the same. I'm fuckin' an animal

Not proud of what I do... I'm fuckin' an animal

Had a great time at the zoo I'm fuckin' an animal

Cause you won't let me fuck you...

Animal!