I Love the Pigs

We stand before the gates of Hell

Smeared with filthy bacon smell

Not all cops are pigs

Some of them are dicks

It is their duty to beat you...

...with a BIG FUCKING STICK!

I LOVE THE PIGS!!!!

The cheap allure

Of human manure

You busted her for junk

And soon your dashboard,

Was spackled with spunk

You stopped for a bit

But you couldn't quit

I love the pigs, I love the pigs, love the pigs

You killed and killed again,

And got away with it

The body count rose, yet,

Yet, still I craved more

Fighting just crime had become such a bore

That one magic night when I raped with a mop...

That sure got 'round the shop!

'Til an AK took my head off

In a drug deal gone way wrong

By some weird Asian dude

That they called Knobby Tong

Still they called it suicide...

At the funeral the Sgt. cried...

You stopped for a bit

But you couldn't quit

I love the pigs, I love the pigs, love the pigs

You killed and killed again,

And got away with it

You wanted to do right...

But right, it felt so wrong...

The filthy streets ate your soul

That's how you wound up

Deep in this hole.

See them in their grandeur

White Knights of the Realm

They are all my children...

Follow me to hell...follow me to hell!

Then Satan smiled upon you

You became a god

It became your resurrection

Undeath of the damned

Resplendent in his harness

His flanks are flecked in seed

Cybernetic knucklehead

Centurion of greed

You stopped for a bit

But you couldn't quit

I love the pigs, I love the pigs, love the pigs

You killed and killed again,

And got away with it

They combined a man with a hog

Then they sewed on the dick of a dog

Good with a club, but not a great shot...

I guess even hell needs a cop...

Renegade cops who as priests wield their clubs and their guns

They get to have all the fun!