The Master Has a Butt

I'm thinking I was once a baby

Born inside the Master's bowels

I was shat across the cosmos, banished to this mudball

Well I claim vengance, I'm not throwin in the towel

Well I said I was sorry but you slapped me back down

Just a Sunday morning turd coming down

If you stare into the inky blackness

I swear I think you'll find him there

With his overgrown cuticles and his asteroid belt

I said there sonny, he does not give a damn

I'm real bad mama, a real bad man

I like to spend a lot of time on the can

I had a little something to eat last night, it's not alright

And Master has a butt

Oh yeah he has a butt(3 times)

and it's a big butt, a big butt

Well we fucked up the tablet and the master heard the sound

A little birdie told me that he's coming back around

His hideous wisdom calls for my death

There'll be nothing left except a butt

A stinky butt

Now daddy tells me to bend over

He whips my buttocks with a strap

He bails my ass out of reform school

Then he goes and takes a nap

Well I said I was sorry but I couldn't make you care

If I could stop shitting I'd change my underwear

If I can't kill the master then I'll have to get a job

I'm a fucking slob

The master has a butt