Kid Nothing and the Never-Ending Naked Nightmare

Children put on your angry faces

Mothers hide your daughters

I've been busy burning bridges hovering over troubled waters

City folk'll never understand the country mouse's jokes

They'd rather sit and watch the lemmings lead each other to the slaughter

This is me thanking you dearly

Sincerely, from the bottom of what's left of my misery magnet

Guess I been too busy being stagnant

And if I ever steer you wrong

Grab the wheel and jerk it left

I'm only human but admitted I'm such a beautiful mess

With the Mad Hatter cackle and the Cheshire cat smile (ha ha)

Put the jabberwocks cadaver with derelict juvenile (oh)

The futures got Travie engraved on a name plate that I copped on Fulton

While the passers poppin' pills somewhere on the other side of Brooklyn

So this is me in front of the class naked

This reoccurring nightmare never ending

So I'm saying Hello (So I'm saying Hello)

And now I'm screaming Hello (Now I'm screaming Hello)

Is anybody out there?

Now this is me in front of the class naked

This reoccurring nightmare never ending

So I'm saying Hello (So I'm saying Hello)

And now I'm screaming hello

Can anybody hear me?

Baby let's ride the steel horse until it stops galloping

And let the nerds get revenge on these stars with Lamar's javelin

Here Betty, put this Vader mask on and take me to the dark side bumpin' your

Favorite song

And I promise I'll stand still until the feeling is gone

And if I slip and bust it's cause we must be doing it wrong

Oh by the way

If you happen to meet the asshole that wrote the manual

Tell 'em Large Marge sent me to murk 'em and make it casual

With the Mad Hatter cackle and the Cheshire cat smile (Ha ha)

Put the jabberwocks cadaver with derelict juvenile (Oh)

The future's got Travie engraved on a name plate that I copped on Fulton

While the passers poppin' pills somewhere on the other side of Brooklyn

So this is me in front of the class naked

This reoccurring nightmare never ending

So I'm saying Hello (So I'm saying Hello)

And now I'm screaming Hello (Now I'm screaming Hello)

Is anybody out there?

Now this is me in front of the class naked

This reoccurring nightmare never ending

So I'm saying Hello (So I'm saying Hello)

And now I'm screaming hello

So I'm leaving the grocery store the other day

Probably one of the hardest things I have to do on a regular basis with my anxiety and all

And a Women walks up to me

(Hey aren't you Travie?)

She doesn't say hello, she just grabs me

And I can feel my heart beating harder and harder and harder (Uh yeah)

(I'm from Upstate too)

(Uh, Cool)

I can feel the skin on my chest getting tighter and tighter

Until I just, until I just

Fucking spontaneously combust

Ah

So this is me in front of the class naked

This reoccurring nightmare never ending

So I'm saying Hello (So I'm saying Hello)

And now I'm screaming Hello (Now I'm screaming Hello)

Is anybody out there?

Now this is me in front of the class naked

This reoccurring nightmare never ending

So I'm saying Hello (So I'm saying Hello)

And now I'm screaming hello

And now I'm screaming hello

Can anybody hear me?