Lyrics Half Man Half Biscuit

Half Man Half Biscuit

Keeping Two Chevrons Apart

Well I'm not really worried about this

But could someone please answer me this

Apart from on commentary where else on earth

Can you hear the word 'aplomb' being used?

I'm filling up at Rothersthorpe North

Good girl has broken my heart

She took off with a youth from Rothersthorpe South

Now she's keeping two chevrons apart

Keeping two chevrons apart

She's keeping two chevrons apart

They say "Plenty more fish"

I say "Amoco Cadiz"

She's keeping two chevrons apart

Sunday markets? You'll find Abergele's the best

In a medium-sized launch tethered off Biarritz

She's keeping two chevrons apart

In a medium-sized launch tethered off Biarritz

She's keeping two chevrons

Keeping two chevrons

keeping two chevrons apart