Book Eight

I know I'm not the only one

Who wants to know more about Harry's sons

I really do think there's an unwritten story

And I think it's time to put fingers to keys

A lot of people, I know, want to know more

About Grindlewald and Dumbledore

I really do think that they probably both batted lefty

And I think there's probably a good story there

For book eight

I want a book eight

I want a book eight

And I want JK Rowling to say that

The epilogue was crap

Cause we all know it was crap and

I want JK Rowling to say that

Voldemort had a son

And the story's just begun

And I want JK Rowling to say

That she's writing book eight

A lot of people, I know, want to hear the tale

Of the mysterious veil

I really do think it's a dimensional portal

And I think Sirius is in Middle Earth

And I know I wanna hear the one

About Hagrid's dad and Hagrid's mum

I really do think that that's nearly impossible

And I think there's probably a good story there

For book eight

I want a book eight

I want a book eight

And I want JK Rowling to say that

The epilogue was crap

Cause we all know it was crap and

I want JK Rowling to say that

Voldemort had a son

And the story's just begun

And I want JK Rowling to say

That she's writing book eight

She could call it Harry Potter and the Starfighters of Adumar

Or Harry Potter and the Pillar of Storgé

Or Harry Potter and the Solitaire Mystery

Or Harry Potter and the Nerdfighters

Oh Harry Potter

You know that I want a book eight

I want a book eight

Oh Harry Potter

I really do think there's an unwritten story

And I think it's time to put fingers to keys

For book eight