Jesus Gets Nothing For Christmas

Oh boys and girls it's

that time of year again

it's time to show off all our

generosity to our friends

We've been waiting for

three hundred sixty four

Days in which we've been real good

and done all of our chores

But I think that it's important

that we think of those out there

to whom we do not give presents

even though we really care

'cause there's just one man

who gets nothing each year

even though he hasn't been bad

how he longs to hear

Santa's reindeer

but he never has

and yeah that makes him sad

he never has and yeah that makes him sad

Cause everyone thinks of Jesus

On the eve of Christmas

But no one ever thinks to put him on their list

so Jesus gets nothing for Christmas

yeah Jesus gets nothing for Christmas

When he was a boy

back in Galilee

he never got presents

Christmas didn't exist you see

and now that he's grown

no body guessed

that he wants that

24 piece metric drill bit set

Jesus is a carpenter

you know that that is true

and he's tired of using

2000 year old tools

Just because he's the man

who gets nothing each year

Even though he hasn't been bad

How he longs to hear

santa's reindeer

But he never has and yeah that makes him sad

he never has and yeah that makes him sad

You know, everyone thinks

of Jesus

On the eve

of Christmas

But no one ever thinks to put him on their list

so Jesus gets nothing for Christmas

Yeah Jesus gets nothing for Christmas

All he wants is

World peace

but he also really likes the look

of that new old navy fleece

And yeah he wants to end

violence and war

but he also kinda wants to

try out grand theft auto 4

He gets no milk and cookies

like that fat Santa clause does

He's the reason for the season

but he's always sad because

he is the man who gets nothing each year

even though he hasn't been bad

how he longs to hear

santas reindeer

but he never has and yeah that makes him sad

he never has and yeah that makes him sad.

You know, everyone thinks of Jesus

On the eve of Christmas

but no one ever thinks to put

him on their list

so Jesus gets nothing for Christmas

Yeah Jesus gets nothing for Christmas

Jesus just doesn't know what to do

he doesn't want to seem like an ungrateful youth

and the worst part is it's his birthday too

And Jesus gets nothing for Christmas.