Mules Are So Half Ass

The mink lost her furry scarf, she said it was stole

The shoe salesman wanted to help, 'cause he had so much sole

But then his whole left side fell off, but he's all right now

The pregnant heifer saw it happen, yeah, she had a cow

The CO2 delivery guy always gives me gas

And I really hate mules because they're so half-ass

The bike can't sand up by itself, it says it's two-tired

The human cannonball was late for work and he got fired

If your pants are too big you'll get exposed in the end

and if you crash your fancy car you'll see how a mercedez bends.

The CO2 delivery guy always gives me gas

And I really hate mules because they're so half-ass

I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me

It's just like riding a bike, or playing with your wii

If you don't pay your excorcist, you'll get reposessed

The pirate shot himself so he could have a dead man's chest

The CO2 delivery guy always gives me gas

And I really hate mules because they're so half-ass