That's How Much I Love You

If I had a nickel I know what I would do

I'd spend it all for candy and give it all to you

I'd spend it all for candy and give it all to you

Cause that's how much I love you baby that's how much I love you

Now if you were a kitten with pretty glossy fur

I'd take you up and stroke you and listen to you purr

I'd take you up and stroke you and listen to you purr

Cause that's how much I love you baby that's how much I love you

Now if you were a horsefly and I an old grey mare

I'd stand and let you bite me and never move a hair

I'd stand and let you bite me and never move a hair

Cause that's how much I love you baby that's how much I love you

Now if you were a tiger I'd hang around your den

And pester you my honey until you let me in

And pester you my honey until you let me in

Cause that's how much I love you baby that's how much I love you

Now if you wanna marry now let me tell you what

We'll go and find the parson and let him tie the knot

We'll go and find the parson and let him tie the knot

Cause that's how much I love you baby that's how much I love you