Held Up

They're making lots of noise down in Texas

And I love that red flag of Tennessee

Drinkin' with the ghost of Mississippi

Flirtin' with old misery

I've broken that train in Alabama

And I've crossed more than one too many lines

Smell that weed deep in Louisiana

Makes that trouble in Texarkana seem so fine

And I've been railed up more than once in Carolina

How I love that sweet southern smell of Virginia's vagina

Ain't nothing like the wives of West Virginia

Or the howl of a Kentucky trail

That mud gets deep down in Florida

Hell it keeps me our of Arkansas jail

I love that big sky in Montana

Idaho's rivers are always cold as ice

By the time I get to California

The rowdy folks are always out of sight

And I've been railed up more than once in Carolina

Ain't nothing like the feel of Virginia's vagina

That Navajo nation brings the thunder

And Arizona burns you alive

Those roughnecks raise Hell in Houston

And Minnesota always blows my mind

I got buzzed one time in Indiana

Couldn't walk for two days in Lakeville

I've hung out with Hell in Pennsylvania

And only Tolleson knows the shape I'm in

And I've been railed up more than once in Carolina

Ain't nothin' like the feel of Virginia's vagina

They're makin' lots of noise down in Texas

And I love that red flag of Tennessee

Drinkin' with the ghost of Mississippi

And flirtin' with old misery

I've broken that train in Alabama

And I've crossed more than one too many lines

That Michigan madhouse makes me wonder

Am I walkin' on someone else's time?

And I've been railed up more than once in Carolina

Ain't nothin like the feel of Virginia's vagina

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