All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight

I got ketchup on my blue jeans, I just burnt my hand

Lord, it's hard to be a bachelor man

I got girls that can cook, I got girls that can clean

I got girls that can do anything in between

I got to get ready, make everything right

Cause all my rowdy friends are comin over tonight

Do you want a drink, hey, do you want to party

Hey, honey, this is ole Hank, ready to get the thing started

We cooked the pig in the ground, got some beer on ice

And all my rowdy friends are comin over tonight

Now, my party pad is out in the woods

It's a long, long way from here to Hollywood

But I got some natural queens out on the floor

And ole Miss Mississippi just walked through the door

Got a little wirlpool just made for ten

And you can jump out and you can jump in

You can do anything that you wanna do

But, uh-uhh, don't you step on my cowboy boots

Do you want to drink, hey do you want to party

Hey, this is ole Hank, ready to get this summer started

I cooked a pig in the ground, we got some beer on ice

And all my rowdy friends are comin over tonight

Do you want to drink, hey, do you want to party

Hey, hey, this is rockin, Randall Hank

Ready to get the summer time started

We cooked the pig in the ground

We got some beer on ice

All my rowdy friends are comin over tonight

That's right, come on in