Diamond Mine

Every guy I know says women are too damn particular

Women talk and they expect the man to be a listener

They wanna walk while holdin' hands and whisper I love you

They need a combination Casanova Donahue

The men pull up in foreign cars and drop there little women off

I serve 'em frozen daqueries while sugar daddys playin' golf

The heroes from the golfin' wars return and holler scotch

The ladies slip there rings back on

I'm in a diamond mine and they're not hard to find

When I dig a little deeper and take my time

They sparkle and they shine precious jewels of every kind

I'm just stealin' from the blind I'm in a diamond mine

The big shots at the country club all act like I'm invisible

They never see me treat their women like they're irresistible

They think that I don't have a clue about the way things are

I hope the leave me in the dark

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