Dinosaur

Hey man them ain't high heeled sneakers

And they sure don't look like cowboy boots

And that ain't rock and roll you're playin'

And it sure ain't country or rhythm and blues

You're singin' a song about makin' love to your drummer

Well gay guitar-pickers don't turn me on

And we don't all get into Donna summer

Do you happen to know any old hank Williams songs

'Cause you see I'm a dinosaur

I should've died a long time before

Have pity on a dinosaur hand me my hat

Excuse me man but where's the door

It used to be I had a lotta fun in this old hangout

We'd get stoned at the jukebox and stay outta fights

Now and then we'd light a little smoke in the truck out back

Aww, then a little old Jim beam and we'd get right

And you know these flashing lights sure make me dizzy

And this disco's very strange to my ear

It looks like they've turned the longhorn into a spaceship

And I'll be leavin' just as soon as I finish this beer

'Cause you see I'm a dinosaur

Should've died a long time before

There's a whole lotta dinosaurs

Give us our hats, excuse me man but where's the door

Get us our hats, excuse me man where's the door