Don Juan D'Bubba

He wears tall black boots

Has Porter Wagoner suits

Got a four wheeler, that's all wrong

Now his palace is a lot

On a rough, rocky top

And a bright red bobo on

He flies the red, white and blue

And I'm telling you

He knows how to honky tonk all night

When he pulls up in his truck

All the guys are out of luck

The girls know his reputation is fine

He's Don Juan D'Bubba

He's got a Spanish mother

But his daddy worked in a coal mine

He cooks squirrel hors d'oeuvres

And he only serves

The very cheapest supermarket wine

Now he's cool as a rule

He's nobody's fool

If there's a party

He's the first to be found

Don Juan D'Bubba

The hillbilly lover

Blue Ribbon country hound

He's a playboy true

And he pitches his woo

To a different girl every night

He's a practical joker

A smooth talkin' stroker

A real man if you want a fight

And when he gets on a roll

He puts on a show

Barnum and Bailey ain't never seen

He is fine and dandy

Handsome and handy

Bubba's in every country girl's dream

He's Don Juan D'Bubba

He's got a Spanish mother

But his daddy worked in a coal mine

He cooks you squirrel hors d'oeuvres

And he only serves

The very cheapest supermarket wine

Now he's cool as a rule

Nobody's fool

Make him the man you don't want to be around

Don Juan D'Bubba

The legendary lover

Blue Ribbon country hound

Don Juan D'Bubba

The legendary lover

Blue Ribbon country hound