The Coalition to Ban Coalitions

This is a coalition to ban coalitions I ain't a politician but I've got views

Some folks want to ban cars some want to get rid of Fender guitars

Why don't you do your thing and we do our thing too

Now they want to take my cigarettes and all my good whiskey

And these damn coalitions they're after you and me

They want to get rid of my forty fours and all the R rated films

If they only knew how much we'd all love to get rid of them

And this is a coalition to ban coalitions the views of a musician yeah I've got some

Some folks want to ban cars some want to get rid of electricguitars

Why can't everybody else leave everybody else alone

Now the latest thing they want to stomp out is violence on TV

And the worst of all is that Oscar winning rabbit Bugs Bunny

Farewell Foghorn Leghorn so long Yosemite Sam

They're missin' with our heroes and we got to stop them now

And this is a coalition to ban coalitions...