Rootie Tootie

Met my future wife today

And her name is Kathy Mae

Rootie Tootie, (Rootie Tootie)

Rootie Tootie, (Rootie Tootie)

Rootie Tootie, she's my Sunday gal.

Feelin' dandy, doin' swell

My gal is the village bell

Hotsy-totsy (Rootie Tootie)

Super-duper (Rootie Tootie)

Rootie Tootie, she's my Monday gal.

You should see the people stare

When we walk around the square

Bouncy-bouncy, (Rootie Tootie)

Upsy-daisy, (Rootie Tootie)

Rootie Tootie, she's my Tuesday gal.

I'm not jealous, no siree

Just as long as she's with me

Wicky-wacky, (Rootie Tootie)

Humpty-dumpty, (Rootie Tootie)

Rootie Tootie, she's my Wednesday gal.

She's got "purty" eyes of blue

And she thinks I'm "purty", too

Tootsie-wootsie, (Rootie Tootie)

Hunky-dory, (Rootie Tootie)

Rootie Tootie, she's my Thursday gal.

Gonna make that lady mine

When she signs that dotted line

Hinky-dinky, (Rootie Tootie)

Yipsy-doodle, (Rootie Tootie)

Rootie Tootie, she's my Friday gal.