Tootin' Star

I MET A MEAN MAD DADDY

WHO HAD A BAD LUCK BADDY OF A HABIT

HE BOUGHT A BRAND NEW CADDY

’COS HE COULDN’T MAKE THE ROLLS ROCK STEADY

YA WANNA FIX IT, MIX IT, STIR IT, TAKE IT FAR

YA WANNA SUNSET STRIP IT, RIP IT OFF REAL SMART

HE ROCKED HARD

PLAYED THE PART

ALL NIGHT LIKE A CERTIFIED TART

HE WRECKED CARS,

GOT SMASHED IN BARS

ROOTIN’ AND-A-TOOTIN’ LIKE A SHOOTIN’ STAR

HE GOT HIS HANDS ALL GREASY

SHAKIN’ HANDS WITH THE MAN SO SLEAZY

HAD SUCCESS WHEN HE SUCKED LESS

ON THE WALK OF SHAME HE WAS A STAGGERIN’ MESS

YA WANNA FIX IT, MIX IT, STIR IT, TAKE IT FAR

YA WANNA SUNSET STRIP IT, RIP IT OFF REAL SMART

HE ROCKED HARD

PLAYED THE PART

ALL NIGHT LIKE A CERTIFIED TART

HE WRECKED CARS,

GOT SMASHED IN BARS

ROOTIN’ AND-A-TOOTIN’ LIKE A SHOOTIN’ STAR