Ain't a Bad Day

I woke up to the 10 AM o'clock news

They all said that the sky was fallin'

That God was callin' on the chosen few

Said there's fire where there ain't water

Said there's poison in the air

And I should be wishin' for a little time to settle my scores

But I don't wanna be here no more

'Cause last night, I drank that bar out of bottom shelf

Came home, told an angel to go to hell

Made her cry, let her pack her bags

And tell me she's never comin' back again

Outside, it's turnin' its last turn

But right now, that's the least of my concerns

'Cause, man, I had it made and I threw it all away

Guess it ain't a bad day for the world to end

Yeah, I was gonna spend the rest of my days

Kickin' myself, drinkin' my weight in whiskey

Just wishin' the sun would quit shinin'

Talk about perfect timin'

'Cause last night, I drank that bar out of bottom shelf

Came home, told an angel to go to hell

Made her cry, let her pack her bags

And tell me she's never comin' back again

Outside, it's turnin' its last turn

But right now, that's the least of my concerns

'Cause, man, I had it made and I threw it all away

Guess it ain't a bad day for the world to end, yeah

So let it end before my eyes

Let the mountains fall, let the water rise

'Cause it's sinkin' in that she's history

So it don't make a difference to me

'Cause last night, I drank that bar out of bottom shelf

Came home, told an angel to go to hell

Made her cry, let her pack her bags

And tell me she's never comin' back again

Outside, it's turnin' its last turn

But right now, that's the least of my concerns

'Cause, man, I had it made and I threw it all away

Guess it ain't a bad day for the world to end