The Jack-Ass Song

Play that theme man.

Jackass will jump and bray, let him bray, let him bray

I say the Jackass will jump and bray,

Lordy let him bray, let him bray, everybody!

Now I tell you in a positive way

Don’t tie me donkey down there

Cause me donkey will rump and play

Don’t tie me donkey down there

Now me donkey gone mad they say

Don’t tie me donkey down there

“Cause his eye on a bale o’ hay

Don’t tie me donkey down there

Now the news really travel fast

Don’t tie me donkey down there

When me donkey in the meadow grass

Don’t tie me donkey down there

Now me heart is light and gay

Don’t tie me donkey down there

He haw ‘till judgment day

Don’t tie me donkey down there