He's Large

He's tall

Good lookin'

And he's large

He's large

Large

Tall

Large

So large

And he's mine

He's not a mandolin

Oh no

He's an accordian

I'll have to squeeze him each night to keep him warm

Warm

Oh...

He's virile

And he's strong

Strong

He's strong

Strong

And he's large

Large

Large

Large

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo dah dah dah

Dah dah dah

Dah dah dah

He's got money and respect

That's true

He's better than the rest

That's true

He may not be the best

But he's large

And he's mine

Large

Large

Large

Large

Mine

Mine

Mine

Mine

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo dah

Dah dah dah

Dah dah dah

It may seem funny but it's not

Oh no

I'm thankful for what I've got

Me too

It may not be a lot

But he's large

And he's mine