Is This Your Homework

In the middle of the forest,

In the middle of the woods I took off my f**kin' pants,

That's when Jeff's mom understood.

She's a chode bearing slut,

Who gets drunk at bars with balloons

And friends as they walk her to her car.

In the middle of the forest,

I called her a f**kin whore, put a knife in her chest.

These would be her last words, like she told me they would,

These would be the last words she ever heard

'Suck my f**kin dick