Cha-Ching

It started on the Real World

A hot tube full of hot girls

Grindin’ every frat boy and freak

Line up all the Idols

Who paint on phony smiles

Tryin’ to ride the fast track for free

Who’s the Biggest Looser

Or bust the biggest boozer

Bigger ratings for MTV

All the sole Survivors

Still stranded on the island

Lying through their teeth for money

So everybody dance! Everybody sing!

If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star

Yeah we can swing it

Cha-Ching

Will ya take off all your clothes, will ya strike a Play Boy pose

If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star

Then you gotta bring it

Cha-Ching

Every body stop and stare

Kardashian ass is every where

If you missed it watch TMZ

Pretending to be lesbians

And Tila's playing all of them

While Flavor Flave gets fucked up for free

Guess who's been livin’ large

It's mini me the porn star

Google it I think you’ll agree

And all the hotties on the Hills

Just getting rich and making mils

While you and I are watchin’ TV

So everybody dance! Everybody sing!

If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star

Yeah we can swing it

Cha-Ching

Will ya take off all your clothes, will ya strike a Play Boy pose

If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star

Then you gotta bring it

Cha-Ching

The All American Dream

Is getting 15 for free

The All American Dream is so skin deep

It started on the Real World

A hot tube full of hot girls

Grinding every frat boy and fake

So everybody dance! Everybody sing!

If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star

Yeah we can swing it

Cha-Ching

Will ya take off all your clothes, will ya strike a Play Boy pose

If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star

Then you gotta bring it

Cha-Ching

So everybody dance! Everybody sing!

If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star

Yeah we can swing it

Cha-Ching

Will ya take off all your clothes, will ya strike a Play Boy pose

If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star

Then you gotta bring it

Cha-Ching

So hurry turn it on, turn it on, get your 15 minutes

It’s almost gone, turn it on, turn it on

(Cha-Ching)

So hurry turn it on, turn it on, get your 15 minutes

It’s almost gone, turn it on, turn it on

(Cha-Ching)