Dear Blank

Dear blank, I'm sorry, I blanked you're blank

But you'd understand if you knew how much beer that I drank

I know today is going too fucking slow

So take a number, get in line, I'll tell you all where to go

It's last call and here I am again in the hall

I guess nobody gets my jokes at all

It's no prize being me and getting to wise

They just make you turn around and go apologize

I don't wanna lose what I've got

But you'll never hear me say I'm sorry

No, I don't owe anything

To hell with 'I'm sorry', bombs away

No, I don't owe you anything

You're like a bullet to my

Brain, I'm numb, can't kill my fun

If you good and done

Then thank you just the same

'Cause I don't owe you anything

About now, you're thinking to yourself, just how

Did this jerk make it through school without ever getting plowed?

Wannabe, I see him all the time on TV

What makes this kamikaze think he's any better than me

I'll tell you though it's something that I've learned

You should know I'm so used of the phrase 'I told you so'

It's my brain, it may be certified insane

At least I'm not like all you whiners, man, you're all the same

I don't wanna lose what I've got

But you'll never hear me say I'm sorry

No, I don't owe anything

To hell with 'I'm sorry', bombs away

No, I don't owe you anything

You're like a bullet to my

Brain, I'm numb, can't kill my fun

If you good and done

Then thank you just the same

'Cause I don't owe you anything

I don't care if there's a time or a place, I'll be right there

Didn't anyone tell you?

I don't care if there's a will there's a way for me

Dear blank, I'm sorry, I blanked, you're blank

I know today is going so slow

No, I don't owe anything

To hell with 'I'm sorry', bombs away

No, I don't owe you anything

You're like a bullet to my

Brain, I'm numb, can't kill my fun

If you good and done

Then thank you just the same

'Cause I don't owe you anything