The Granny Got 'm Drunk

Fred was on a party to have beer and some fun

And this party was the place it all begun

He met this quite, little, old, lovely granny

Boozing like hell, that was really funny

She offered him a drink and made a little talk

But two hours later Fred didn't know how to walk

Fred was drunk and granny too Fred told granny "I think I love you"

[Chorus]

The granny, the granny got 'm drunk

Isn't that really punk? The granny got 'm drunk

Fred the cola-junk The granny, the granny got 'm drunk

Isn't that really punk? The granny got 'm drunk

That old boozing-junk

The granny kept talking and Fred kept drinking

Knowing that tomorrow his room was stinking

She wanted him to dance and he said oke

Don't think about tomorrow just life today

Fred couldn't dance but the granny didn't care

Because she was drunk too and she was a little rare

And then at one moment, a beer to far

Fred was so drunk, he couldn't find the bar

Monday morning at six o'clock

His head was feeling just like a rock

It was late last night, he knew for sure

So stay in bed today that's the only cure

He couldn't get up he felt so bad

His puke was yellow, black and red

Fred didn't ever see the granny again

That quite, little granny called him a man