I Saw A Dragon

A dragon, a dragon,

I swear I saw a dragon,

A green and seething,

Fire breathing monsterous in sight!

With eyes of red and lions head

And wings as dark as night

He has a jaw of gleaming teeth,

He's fifty feet in height!

It's true, it's true

Oh what are we to do?

It's true, it's true,

He'll break us all in two!

Oh he's coming in,

His great big fin is right against the door!

So board up all the windows

And get down on the floor.....

A dragon, a dragon,

I swear I saw a dragon!

His tail lashing,

He'll be smashing,

Every shop in town!

With scaley feet,

He'll crack the street

And tear the steeple down!

It's not some looney dream,

I heard a scream from sherrif brown!

It's true, it's true

Oh what are we to do?

It's true, it's true,

'ole lampie's in a stew!

!dragon, a dragon,

'ole lampie saw a dragon!

He's bleary eyed,

He's ossified,

He's tighter than a tick!

He had too much to drink today

So call a doctor quick!

I better take him home to bed

Before you make him sick!

We're sunk, we're sunk!

Go on with ye, ya drunk,

A dragon, a dragon,

He says he saw a dragon!

The game is done,

You've had your fun,

My dad's been through enough!

So won't you all behave yourselves?

I don't want any guff!

Your like a bunch of little boys who play at being tough!

You'll see, you'll see,

You've met your match in me!

Oh you always jeer and laugh and sneer

But look across the square,

Alright we'll go and take a look...

GOOD LORD!

GOOD LORD!

There's ab-sol-ut-ley....

Nothing anywhere!

It was there!

A dragon, a dragon,

I swear there was a dragon!

Your off your hinges,

All those minges

Put you in a haze

You crazy fools,

It's your doggone fault he's in a daze

Let go of me, let go of me

And mend your wicked ways!

What makes you think there ever was,

There, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never,

WAS A DRAGON!

A DRAGON!