High School Stalker

I've been looking for you, baby

Anyway but I can't find

And I was searching for your sweet name

'Cause you never leave my mind

I've been on the Altavista

I went twice on the Yahoo

And everywhere I go, there is always a clue

Always something about you that may help me get my hands on you

Like it's your birthday tomorrow,

But you're not getting anything you know

It's your birthday tomorrow

But I'm not supposed to know

Not supposed to know

But I'm not supposed to know, whoa oh oh oh oh oh

Hacked into the school computer

Changed all of your D's to A's

Broke into the dentist's office

Know you never needed braces

Know you moved from another small town

Know you're never going away

'Cause soon you'll fall in love, the fortune lady said

And I know who who'll be the one to make your bed

And it's your birthday tomorrow,

But you're not getting anything you know

It's your birthday tomorrow

But I'm not supposed to know

Not supposed to know

But I'm not supposed to know, whoa oh oh oh oh oh

I was talking to your best friend

I checked out your high school yearbook

I was driving round your Mum's house,

She makes great coffee, you know

I spoke to your former girlfriend

So now, I know what I've got to expect

And yesterday, you passed me by

I swear, you nearly said "hi"

I could have died

I swear to God I started cry and

It's your birthday tomorrow,

But you're not getting anything you know

And it's your birthday tomorrow

But I'm not supposed to know

Not supposed to know

But I'm not supposed to know, whoa oh oh oh oh oh