Ace, King, Queen, Jack

Hey I musta done it

'Cause someone else won it

Least I know I ain't got it now

Cut for a fiver

In the dili-diver

Another card has blown me out

Ace King Queen thinks Jack

I think I'll hit the sack

And say a prayer to my guardian angel

Who's been sayin' that he's willing and he's able

To make enough money for a gay hoe

Ace King Queen alright Jack

Pawned the bird's locket

Got eight into my pocket

Still, she never was the one

Called her a trollop

She gave me a wallop

Jeez, gonna have to watch it now

Ace King Queen thinks Jack

I think I'll hit the sack

And say a prayer to my guardian angel

Who's been promisin' one day I'll leave the table

With enough to buy a house like Betty Grable

Ace King Queen alright Jack

Oops semolina

Urggh sauerkraut

Chewing gum trampled on the ground

Hey I musta done it

'Cause someone else won it

Least I know I ain't got it now