Holiday Inn

Just two minutes from the sea

Every room equipped with ancient-cy

Life is fun, for everyone

Down at holiday inn

Breakfast in the dining room

And guess which ones are on their honey-moon

Blushing bride, trying to hide

Down at holiday inn

So come on people

We musn't be late

Theres a lot to do

And they'll be people

Standin in the bathroom queue

Don't let it happen to you

Life goes marrily along

To the music of the dinner gong

Potted plants, maiden aunts

Down at holiday inn

Home made marmalade for two

Swimsuits hanging on the balcony

If you can, get your tan

Down at the holiday inn

So come on people

You mustn't be late

Theres a lot to do

And they'll be people

Standin in the bathroom queue

Don't let it happen to you

Home made marmalade for two

Swimsuits hanging on the balcony

If you can, get your tan

Down at the holiday inn

Come next year, I'll be here

Down at the holiday inn

Down at the holiday inn

Down at the holiday inn