Lyrics Hobo Johnson

Hobo Johnson

Ode to Justin Bieber

Oh, shit, oh

Yeah, it's really, really weird to want the whole world to love you

I think it's pretty bad for my life and relationships

Sometimes I walk into public and instantly think that the public doesn't like me, shit

I don't really know what I want but I do know that I want a little more

Of your attention, your love

Just look me in the eyes as I try to make you [*bleep*]

2 DUIs, 7 thousand for the state

If I don't blow up then I'm going back for minimum wage

So just smile, yo, please smile

Look at me in the eyes, hold it for a while

It's really, really weird to want the whole world to love you

Kill all the pop stars and replace them with wholesome adults

And I'm getting better at being better at being nice to my friends or whatever

It's really, really weird to have the whole world judge you

Justin Bieber never even got a fair fucking shake

And you buy your mom a house at 13

You gonna be fucked up mentally, you know

I'm really, really sorry that nobody understands

And that we treat you like that

I'm really, really sorry that nobody understands

And we're all really mean and dumb, and dumb, and you, and

And we really shouldn't be following you around all the time

That's pretty fucked up dude, and I just wanna say too

None of these dudes even understand, neither me too

None of these dudes even understand, neither me too

None of these dudes even understand, neither me too

None of these dudes even understand, neither me too

None of these dudes even understand, understand, understand

You are so fucking wrong, Frank

Not about wanting people to love you, and then they do

But then they judge you so your whole life falls apart

But you are wrong about Justin Bieber, let me explain

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...

It's really, really weird to live your whole life on TV

When I was eating Frosted Flakes

You were probably singing great

You made a song and my mom even loved it

I made a song and everybody said, "Fuck it"

It's really, really weird to throw an egg at your neighbor

I threw rocks and nobody even cared

You were on the front page of TMZ

I would just walk home and go to sleep

It's really, really weird and I'm tired of trying

Really, really hard to get the whole world to like me

It's kinda fucked up

I've been crying lately

I wanna wipe the tears with that Grammy, baby

It's really, really weird but I really respect you

For not strangling all the press that press you

I would go insane and just stay in my bedroom

We're gonna show up to your house and protect you

I'm really, really sorry that nobody understands

And that we treat you like that

I'm really, really sorry that nobody understands

And we're all really mean and dumb, and dumb, and you, and

And we really shouldn't be following you around all the time

That's pretty fucked up dude, and I just wanna say too

None of these dudes even understand, neither me too

None of these dudes even understand, neither me too

None of these dudes even understand, neither me too

None of these dudes even understand, neither me too

None of these dudes even understand, understand, understand

My friends are counting on me and I hope that they're right

That I could really help them with the rest of their life

I'm not sure if they should see me for the guy that I am

Just that indecisive kid who really wants to be friends, and

My family's counting on me, and I'm glad that they are

'Cause, 'cause I can help them keep all their houses and cars

I came a long way from sleeping in my car by the park

And taking fucking shits in the field in the dark

But when the lights turn off, will I still feel the same as I used to?

I think you said you wish that none of this ever happened

And I don't blame you

You'll always leave a hole in my heart

And memories in my mind, and discover

All of the dreams we had

Will never be over