Sex in the City

"Okay so the first one, I do have to ask. Would you be able to pay the balance in full today? $691?"

"No I can't"

"Okay, no problem. So what we can do is break that up into three monthly payments"

Beautiful people only live in downtown

And midtown and not around where I stay

Is it their brain that really matters

Or their character that flatters

Or dependent on their beautiful face

But if you're beautiful from birth, do you really have the courage

Of a woman picked on for her girth

Ever since she was a kid... and you know how kids work

Up until she was a full-grown adult

Now... I'm not saying that it's real smooth sailing

But guys, being nice doesn't hurt

And I'm not saying that they're perfect

I'm just saying that they're different

And the difference is they love to wear skirts

Sex in the city

Probably feels really really nice

With hands placed on faces and twinkles in their eyes

Sex in the city

Probably looks really really great with

A girl that's like a ten and a guy that's 'bout an eight

Sex in the city

Sounds like it takes place on stage

Both moaning in key while Marvin Gaye sings

Sex in the city

Candles smell like great jobs and promising careers

My candles smell like fear my roommates may hear

I have really bad bac-ne

It looks like the gosh-dang night sky

And I promise I'm gonna get it taken care of

So I'm not a baby maker looker, but maybe I am

To a woman that really loves me for

Who I am... or maybe who I'm not

Either way it's getting bothered and hot... gross!

Hey missus, will you take me to a world

Where nothing else exists except

The contents of our soul

And there we'll talk

Y'know Instagram DM works too

What up?

If I look like Brad Pitt mixed with bit of Jake Gyllenhaal

And a bowl of David Hasselhoff I wouldn't be here at all

I'd be in Los Angeles

Or at your mom's house eating all the sandwiches!

Sex in the city

Probably feels really really nice

With hands placed on faces and twinkles in their eyes

Sex in the city

Probably looks really really great with

A girl that's like a ten and a guy that's 'bout an eight

Sex in the city

Sounds like it takes place on stage

Both moaning in key while Marvin Gaye sings

Sex in the city

Candles smell like great jobs and promising careers

My candles smell like fear my roommates may hear... and socks

And whatever freshening spray I used

Thirty minutes beforehand

While I quickly went through my room trying to clean it

Right-uh? Right-uh? I'm right uh?

You think this song's about to end, is that what you think?