Subaru Crosstrek XV

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek

I woulda bought a Lambo, but I'm not quite there yet

Sometimes I get drunk and forget what day it is

I wish that I was skinnier but I love sandwiches

One time I tried to burn sage to clear the vibe

then the smoke alarm went off and then my ex girl cried

She cried for a bunch of other reasons

I'm never going back to Four Seasons

I wish that I was friends with Drake

So I can dig through his trash and have a yard sale today

Damn, I wish my name wasn't Frank

FUCK, I wish it was Blake!

I learned a lot from my dad

Like how to yell a lot

And make a car go fast

I wish that I was in the league

I'm a number one pick with two bad knees

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek

We're both reliable

Got in a couple accidents

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek

I woulda bought a Lambo but I'm not quite there yet

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek

I woulda bought a Bentley but I'm not quite there yet

What's the point of being cool?

Cut your hair and get a job, like the rest of us do

Don't play guitar in the park and just sit

If I hear another G chord, I'm breaking your shit

Nothing like a Subaru Crosstrek

Suspension as soft as a cute lil' baby neck

My clique orders club salads

And look like they all sing ballads

I coulda bought a Lambo happily

But the insurance was high and I kinda want a family

Why does dad have Lambo?

He was insecure about himself, son, let it go

Nothing like fighting another man

'Cause he cut me off in traffic and my morning started bad

I'm glad that his kids got to see

That his dad's a giant prick and that he got what he needs

Nothing like crying in a Subaru Crosstrek

Life is an abyss half filled with sadness

My ex-girl's grandpa invented pinball

He had a lot of time on his hands

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek

I woulda bought a Lambo but I'm not quite there yet

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek

I woulda bought a Bentley but I'm not quite there yet

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek

I woulda bought a Lambo but I'm not quite there yet

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek

I woulda bought a Bentley but I'm not quite there yet